"The Random Happenings of a Normal Person"

nosdrinker:

at least i can admit i’m a piece of shit

remington-zero:

cutesy flat colour things make me feel better

remington-zero:

cutesy flat colour things make me feel better

"Man, lemmie tell ya something. This summer was super boring until you showed up. I have more fun with you than like, practically anybody else! And if you ever stop being my friend, I would like… throw myself into the bottomless pit!"
"So things won’t be too awkward now?"
"I just wrestled myself, dude! THAT was awkward! If you can handle that monster, you can handle a little awkwardness.”
"Ha ha… Friends?"
"Yeah dude! Friends!"

orientaltrading:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

Omg I haven’t seen this in ages

chandigarhia:

please unmute this vine

strovi:

fear

strovi:

fear

brianmichaelbendis:

Bram Stoker’s Dracula by Mike Mignola

brianmichaelbendis:

Bram Stoker’s Dracula by Mike Mignola

thesabbit:

donnerpartyofone:

Still

the first time i saw this i was gasping for air and literally crying laughing

thesabbit:

donnerpartyofone:

Still

the first time i saw this i was gasping for air and literally crying laughing

livelaughawesome:

feministsbakecupcakestoo:

I love pears.

this is like the cutest thing ever.

livelaughawesome:

feministsbakecupcakestoo:

I love pears.

this is like the cutest thing ever.