I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good
I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line
Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.
all i ever wanted out of life tbh
i never really realize how debilitating my mental illness is until something as simple as being late for class happens and im suddenly switched into this all or nothing mindset where all the good work and effort ive put in before means fucking nothing now and im a failure and a shitass student and i better just give up now before i fuck it up any further
I fucking hate that feeling. Or when you look down at a questionaire, one question stumps you and you get completely derailed. Like fuck, the question is not hard, and you could have easily worked out the answer, but you can’t because you are now fighting back the urge to throw up, a cold sweat has drenched you and you start to pick appart any mental foundation you did have before.
Do not plug in pls
oh hi i upgraded ur ram
It’s getting rid of bugs.
There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.
these snakes are prettier than most people
The last one looks positively chipper and glad to be alive
I saw the first one and I was like It’s another Slytherin pride post, hell yeah and then I saw the rest and now I’m like SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES! BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYONE HATE SNAKES WHEN THEY’RE THAT PRETTY?!
thats it thats the whole series
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
taking lane taunts to another level..
In case no one knew, this is a finished comic and it is REALLY CUTE.
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.
HOMYGAWD SO CUTE
The boxes have Braille. Oh my god the boxes have Braille and the bats are so cute and oh my god I’ll take twenty!